I found this shopping list in my grocery cart last week.
I just had to laugh ...
Plavix (helps to prevent blood clots due to cholesterol issues).
Now the shopping list ...
Crackers (usually lots of fat)
Cheese (oh yeah!)
Pretzels (not so bad but more fat than you think)
Chips (the worst!)
Grapes (okay, must have at least 1 healthy item, just in case my doctor finds this list)
Drinks (not so much fat but lots of sodium and sugar)
And Last But Not Least ...
(after all those snacks)
A toothbrush (maybe to get rid of demon Dorito breath?)
I wonder if any of my shopping lists ever made someone giggle hysterically???
Somehow I wouldn't be surprised.
I just had to laugh ...
Plavix (helps to prevent blood clots due to cholesterol issues).
Now the shopping list ...
Crackers (usually lots of fat)
Cheese (oh yeah!)
Pretzels (not so bad but more fat than you think)
Chips (the worst!)
Grapes (okay, must have at least 1 healthy item, just in case my doctor finds this list)
Drinks (not so much fat but lots of sodium and sugar)
And Last But Not Least ...
(after all those snacks)
A toothbrush (maybe to get rid of demon Dorito breath?)
I wonder if any of my shopping lists ever made someone giggle hysterically???
Somehow I wouldn't be surprised.
8 comments:
That is pretty funny. lol
Btw, I added some info. on my Sunday Photo about what I did. Nothing much, just a little tweaking and an overlay, but it offers a cool effect.
(((Smiles))) Oh how fun!! I hope no one see's my old lists... Grins and giggles. Blessings to you and yours. Love and Light, Nina P
You are so fun Clytie,
That list reminds me of myself.
Gosh, I try hard.. suddenly I find my basket filled with "junk food".. then I look again..and say.. "none of this is helping me".. ! High cholestrol for me too..
Yikes.. Yes, your list is truly fun.
Thank u for your comment on my blog. It gave me a warm "heart".. hugs, Darlene
I too laughed :)
Lazy Bird
Oh, Sissy! THAT is hilarious!!!
Too funny!
You should submit that to
found magazine- they'd love it over there!
http://www.foundmagazine.com/
ha! how funny you are...all that junk but what tasty treats :)
The fact that this list is written on a Plavix memo pad just adds to the hilarity.
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